And for a minute there, I lost myself

Help me to get away from myself
Help me think I'm somebody else

May The Bridges I Burn Light The Way

damnthatswhack:

You what your dog?

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I HOPE YOU MEET YOUR FAVORITE BAND MEMBER AND THEY LIKE YOU AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE THEM

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phobias:

french weed joke: 80

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floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

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spermbanker:

sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….

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demonhunting:

is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people

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onlypaintonthewall:

Fuck up your sleeping schedule with me so i know it’s real. 

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ghdos:

I love that 4th gif. He’s so satisfied with himself.

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rupsidaisy:

sure matching underwear is cute but matching black underwear makes me feel powerful

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lobulation:

school supplies list:

  1. cellphone
  2. charger
  3. headphones
  4. gum
  5. money

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THE GUY BEING A SPIDER IN THE BACK THOUGH


This is at least the third time I’ve reblogged this and I’m not sorry


THE GUY BEING A SPIDER IN THE BACK THOUGH

This is at least the third time I’ve reblogged this and I’m not sorry

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